so yesterday i was feeling a wee bit competent in all things primary care. i was thinking that as long as you have an infection of the sinuses, the upper respiratory system, the bowels, the girl/ boy parts, and possibly even the skin, i'm your man. i might even be able to help you a little w/ your diabetes and high blood pressure. heck, throw in a malfunctioning thyroid, why don't you. i might even consider fixing your kidneys and liver on a really good day.
but today- i failed at everything. every question asked of me i got wrong- sometimes waaaay wrong, usually just a little wrong. i scrambled for simple anatomy words, i mistreated ailments all over the place, and i generally just made an a-s-s out of myself. one of my professors once told us that we should expect brilliant days and idiot days. i just wish my brilliant days were a little more stellar and my idiot days were a little less durh-du-durh. (carlos mencia). i mean for pete's sake- i'm supposed to be able to treat patients on my own. and SOON!!!!
maybe i should have gone into sales. or miming. i would have made one heck of a mime.
growl growl grumble boo.
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